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Our Cultivars

Headband 99 HV

(Cinderella 99 Ă— Headband)

Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Productive, Happy

Flavor & Aroma: Bright lemon with ginger spice, peppery warmth, and a smooth earthy finish

Terpenes: Caryophyllene (0.49%), Limonene (0.34%), Humulene (0.28%)

Locked in, Dialed Up: A focus-forward high that keeps you productive. Uplifting and clear-headed, it brings mental clarity with a light, relaxed body feel—perfect for staying engaged, creative, and moving through the day with ease.

Gelato HV

(Sunshine Sherbert Ă— Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies)

Effects: Soothing body buzz, Euphoric, Focused, Uplifting

Flavor & Aroma: Creamy citrus with lavender notes and earthy, woody undertones

Terpenes: Myrcene (0.87%), Caryophyllene (0.52%), Limonene (0.49%) 

Rich, Creamy, & Classic: Smooth, creamy citrus flavors lead with a soft lavender lift, followed by an earthy, woody finish. The high is balanced and euphoric, bringing mental clarity and focus while easing into a soothing full-body relaxation that keeps you grounded and at ease.

G13 Genius HV

(classified x unknown)

Effects: Heavy relaxation, Euphoric, Sedating, Full-body relief

Flavor & Aroma: Pungent cheesy funk with earthy spice and a deep, skunky finish

Terpenes: beta-Caryophyllene (0.42%), beta-Myrcene (0.38%), Limonene (0.23%), alpha-Humulene (0.17%)

Top Secret. Legendary Results: Known as a top-secret government-developed strain, G13 Genius has built its reputation on pure potency and unmistakable flavor. Loud, cheesy funk hits first, backed by earthy depth and a lingering skunkiness. The high comes on heavy, delivering a calming euphoria before melting into deep, full-body sedation. Powerful and long-lasting, G13 Genius is a go-to for sleep, chronic pain, and true end-of-day relief.

Gorilla Breath — 17.7% Ocifer

(Cap Junky Ă— Rosetta Stone)

Effects: Happy, Focused, Creative, Giggly, Euphoria

Flavors: Chocolate, Diesel, Herbal, Pine, Vanilla, Spicy, Pungent

Top Terpenes: b-Caryophyllene, Farnesene, Linalool, a-Humulene, Limonene

Genetics: Original Glue/Gorilla Glue 4 X OG Kush Breath

Indica Dominant Hybrid - 80% Indica / 20% Sativa

Product of the powerful strains Gorilla Glue and OG Kush Breath, Gorilla Breath comes by its monster reputation naturally: fast-acting, powerful and long-lasting physical and mental effects make this knockoff a knockout. Giggly creative focus gives way to bliss and oblivion with extended use. And its rich flavor profile runs the spectrum from creamy chocolate to full on diesel. Gorilla Breath’s powerful effects are often used for depression, fatigue, eye pressure & glaucoma, headaches and migraine, as well as appetite loss or nausea.

Headband 99 — 22% THC

Get Busy!

Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Productive, Happy

Flavors: Ginger, Lemon, Pepper 

Genetics: Cinderella 99 x Headband

Sativa Leaning Hybrid

Aim for optimal flow with this beautifully balanced sun grown offering focus, productivity and a positive vibe. You can have it all, all day. A complex, savory flavor combined with soothing mental focus and easy body awareness for creativity and connection. 

Killer Queen

Guaranteed to Blow Your Mind

Effects: Creative, Uplifting, Happy, Heady, Energizing

Flavors: Sweet & Tropical, Herbal & Earthy

Genetics: Cinderella 99 x G13

Sativa Dominant Hybrid

Sweet & pungent tropical flavors and a cerebral, uplifting high make for a daytime dream. Descended from sativa-dom Cinderella 99 and the infamous G13 indica, Killer Queen offers a mellow, relaxed head high that stokes your creativity with an uplifting mood boost. Strongly euphoric and productive daytime energy buzz, vibing in the eyes, forehead and face like all great Queens. Used for pain, inflammation and depression, it can also help with anxiety if not overused. A great strain for breezing through a difficult day without losing your energy, focus or ability to surprise yourself. 

MAC HV — 22% THC

AKA Miracle Alien Cookies

Effects: Creative, Euphoric, Soothing, Happy, Uplifted

Flavors: Sweet & Sour Citrus, Spicy , Earthy, Diesel

Genetics: Alien Cookies X (Columbian X Starfighter)

Indica Dominant Hybrid - 50% Indica / 50% Sativa

Perfect for any hybrid lover who appreciates a super heavy flavor and high, MAC brings on the hard-hitting effects that will have you feeling totally happy with the world around you in no time at all. It starts with a rush of heady effects that fill your mind with a sense of happy creativity and pure euphoria. This is accompanied by a deep-felt relaxation that permeates your very being, leaving you totally calm in both mind and body without a care or pain in the world. MAC is often used for insomnia, appetite loss or nausea, chronic pain or stress, depression, mood swings and band practice.

Melon Collie — 21.3% THC

Golden Hour, then Everything

Effects: Alert, Dreamy & Relaxing

Flavors: Ceamy Melon, Fruit & Spice

Genetics: Creamsicle 4 x Devil Driver

Melon Collie is a balanced hybrid that offers a calm, alert mind & sweet physical release but without deeply sedative effects. Just a golden-hour now without much urgency to do this do that. Great for a meditative Sunday brunch, an afternoon gazing at the end of a fishing pole or a road trip in the passenger's seat watching the miles blur past. What were we talking about? Oh right. Everything.

OG Kush — 21% THC

Legend for a Reason

Effects: Euphoria, Happy, Giggly Uplifting, Munchies

Flavors: Sweet & Sour Citrus, Herbal, Earthy, Pine

Genetics: Chemdawg X Hindu Kush

Sativa Dominant Hybrid - 45% Indica / 55% Sativa

An influential classic celebrated for its potent & versatile effects —a joyful uplift landing in deep, cozy relaxation. Boasting high THC levels and a skunky citrus aroma, it’s perfect for creativity or with friends & conversation. Medically, OG Kush is prized for managing stress, anxiety, and chronic pain. Possibly perfect!

Orangeade—13% THC

A Bright Orange Punch Any Time of Day

Effects: Creative, Happy, Uplifted

Flavors: Orange, Fruity, Citrus, Sour, Spicy

Top Terpene: Limonene

Genetics: Tangie x Purple Punch

Balanced Hybrid - 50% Indica / 50% Sativa

Great orange lemonade and floral taste & a potent peaceful high with mood-enhancing, appetite-suppresssing effects. A gentle wave of cerebral energy dissolves overthinking, and calm settles into the body without drowsines. Joy and creativity may ensue. Orangeade is often used for chronic stress, anxiety, depression, chronic fatigue, nausea or appetite loss or chronic pain.

SLURRICANE — 24.33% THC

Good Times, Bed Times

Effects: Euphoric, Uplifted, Soothing, Relaxed

Flavors: Sweet Berry, Tropical Spice

Genetics: Do-Si-Dos x Purple Punch

Indica Dominant Hybrid - 60% Indica / 40% Sativa

A flavorful indica with a sweet, fruity berry taste and spicy tropical notes. Its pungent aroma blends earthy spices, herbs, and berries. Slurricane delivers a euphoric head high followed by a deeply relaxing, couch-locking body buzz. Ideal for easing migraines, chronic pain, muscle spasms, and fatigue. Featuring big, fluffy olive-green buds with purple hues, amber hairs, and frosty white trichomes.

TRIBURST — 19.07% THC

When Creative & Chatty Met Couchlock & Munchies

Effects: Focused, Creative, Relaxed, Hungry

Flavors: Sweet & Sour Candy + Diesel & Pine

Top Terpenes: b-Myrcene, b-Caryophyllene, Terpinolene

Genetics: Starburst OG x Triangle Kush

Balanced Hybrid: 50% Indica/ 50% Sativa

Euphoric mental clarity, a productive creative rush + a slow-burn release reaching toward couch lock, munchies and sleep. A great night in. Often used for chronic pain, nausea, insomnia, depression, anxiety and stress.